This performance was fulfilled by Jordi Rodríguez-Amat on November 30, 2018 at the XIV Night of Erotic Poetry in Can Ninetes in Salt (Catalonia).

Photographs by Manel Bielsa

Càmera Rosa

 

 

I like women with underwear edible panties.

 

 

Oh! Yeah, you there, come close to me and take off your stockings.

Oh! You don’t wear stockings? Yes, I know, women do not wear stockings today.

And panties? Do you wear edible panties?

You don’t. It’s a pity.

I like strawberry flavor panties and above all tutti frutti flavor panties.

If you had brought edible panties, would you have let me taste them?

It wouldn’t be necessary to remove them.

To taste them is much better if the woman is wearing them.

 

 

 

Oh! You, yes, yes, you, the one who is watching me.

Do you want me to shave your pubic hair?

Or do you prefer me to comb it?

You know? I have a special tool for these kinds of tasks.

You will like it.

In the dark? Not in the dark!

The visual image helps me to do the work.

Look, we'll do it in the candle light.

It will be very romantic.

 

 

 

You, the one who is watching and listening to me there. Do not get jealous.

Come, and I will do something for you too. Yes, here and now.

Are you scared? Or maybe you do not wear edible panties?

Do not worry, come and I'll take you to paradise.

I am a specialist in taking women to paradise.

The ancient Greeks called it the Elysian Fields.

 

 

 

This painting, by Rodríguez-Amat, as well as serving as a poster for the XIV Erotic Night of Can Ninetes, was present all the time throughout the poetry slam.

 

 

 

Rodríguez-Amat explains the aphrodisiac virtues of edible panties and distinguishing between their different tastes.

This one tastes like lemon while the other two of strawberry and banana respectively.

Immediately, Jordi Rodríguez-Amat asked the attending public to think: What happens when you have swallowed the panties?

Oh, what a question! Very easy to answer, right?

 

 

At this moment, Jordi Rodríguez-Amat askes the public to do a survey.

How many of the women are here have worn edible panties?

It seems to me that there are very few.

Is there anyone who does not know that they exist?

And how many of the men are here, have ever eaten an edible panty?

Let me ask you: How many of the women here are wearing edible panties right now?

Do you know what the answer was? none.

 

 

 

I was afraid of asking a woman to wear edible panties and let me taste them.

I was scared she would say no.

That's why I brought one.

Unfortunately, not in a woman's crotch.

Is there any woman here who wants to taste the one I am wearing now?

It tastes like tutti frutti and are aphrodisiacs.

 

 

 

 

It seems that the presenters, one of which was Cuban, were encouraged.

They weren't expecting something like this.

My dear young ladies, have you never seen a man in boxers?

Surely never with an edible woman's thong.

Do you want to taste it or, I said.

Do you want to dance Cha-cha-cha with me.

 

 

 

We started making a sandwich.

They were the bread and I was the sausage.

My dear girls, do you like it?

The Cuban wanted more.

Quiet, my baby, be quiet.

 

 

 

 

Do you want to follow me?

The Cuban girl wanted to take her position.

Be quiet, my baby, be quiet.

Don’t you see that there are many women and they also might want to.

 

 

 

The Cuban girl did not want to stop.

Speaking quietly, she told me, "Hey, boy, you’re inspired"

The other girl was waiting for her turn.

 

I finished my performance giving advice to the women.

Dear ladies, wear edible panties and let your husbands taste them.

If you do not have husbands, let your lovers taste them.

They will take you often to an erotic party.

And they will perform a sexy dance for you.

 

To the Rodríguez-Amat Foundation: www.rodriguez-amat.ca/ind-en.htm